You can tell it was bullshit right away because he claimed to have a friend.

Look, I’ve just been watching this. It’s high-octane. It’s aggressive. It’s Frankfurt-grade business.

You see what I’m doing there? That’s called a “No-Brainer”. I don’t speak the language, so I win. That’s pure dominance. Most men would be intimidated by a graph that looks like a sinking ship, but not me . I see a downward curve and I see an optical illusion. It’s the basketball principle: the harder you hit the floor, the higher you bounce. It’s physics, it’s thermodynamics, it’s Johnson .