In b4 Hexbear transforms into Neopets because people start flooding to the site to play Tamemoji

Lean over on one leg, tense that buttcheek and hold it to get the other side off the seat to restore bloodflow while you tense and release the muscles in the restoring side. Then, do the other. Much safer than standing up with dead legs in a room full of hard porcelain.

The ten crack commandments

Norman Reedus and the Friendly Fetus

Honestly surprised that the dev company known for milking DLC for decades decided not to release its Sims knockoff

What?! You don’t like making spears? You don’t like building log palisades? You don’t like doing it for the 900th game in a row?!

The harder it is to claim asylum, the more likely it is that someone comes over illegally. The harsher the laws are about illegal immigrants, the easier it is to deport them. The easier it is to deport them, the more that the Bourgeoisie can force them to work in dangerous and unsanitary conditions for less money. If the migrants ever try to report it, “somebody” makes an anonymous call to ICE, and the employer pays a few thousand dollars in fines, and hires a new batch of migrants. And there are special visas available to the people who blow the whistle, but who wants to bring that down on their coworkers? So there’s a chilling effect.

It happens a lot in the meat packing industry. Look up Koch Foods in Mississippi in 2018 if you want an example.

Dynasty Warriors with Path of Exile’s crunchiness

And it should have the soundtrack like DW6 did because that shit ruled

The quarter pounder

fr though one of the things that rang most true to me when I learned about Marxism was having counted nightly bank deposits at the shitty retail McJobs I had and even on the slow nights they were each like 6x the biweekly checks for the entire staff combined

Business owners out here like “PaYrOlL iS oUr BiGgEsT eXpEnSe” too

“I was simply pretending” lmao ok

There’s definitely negative psychological effects to having a skinner box in your hand at all times.

I keep thinking about this because it’s so fucking funny. “We’ve invented a way to reintroduce some of the emotional nuance innate in vocal communication and add further symbolic references to text!” “My god, you’re an imbecilic caveman! You’re destroying civilization!”

Of all the things to get Ted Kaczynski over, emojis is easily the funniest one

We had one crash the site once even.

I watched Bullet Train (2022), it was good. Some good fight scenes, some explosions. I think it tried a little too hard to be an early Guy Ritchie movie and suffered a little for it but not too much.

Those are awful names for people but fantastic names for bands.

Down here in the states Kevin is normally associated with the Call of Duty demographic stereotype - a young (15-25) dumb pothead who drinks too much Monster and punches holes in drywall when he gets mad.

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules (“tes-ti-CLEEZ”)

Most of the “stuff everyone should buy” is stuff you really don’t need as a teenager, like cast-iron cookware or a stand mixer. If you have hobbies you want to pursue, you should find a specific group around that hobby and ask them. A lot of black Friday “deals” aren’t really deals, though - some companies will actually produce lower quality product lines specifically for black Friday sales, so if you end up buying something big like a TV or something like that make sure you do a little research.

If you want general financial advice, I wouldn’t put it in a retirement account like the other guy said. You have plenty of time for that, and you probably have milestones coming up that you’ll want money for - buying a car, graduation celebrations, going to college, getting your own place, whatever. So saving it for that kind of stuff is never a bad idea.