Couch fucking nazis

It was always astro turfers

…But I killed the dinosaurs because I watched a brontosaurus eat its own shit

I mean there was that one Robin Thicke lawsuit where it sounded nothing like a Marvin gaye song

Yeah but it’s a risk I’m willing to take

All of my this. Divide and conquer

Fight with me, old man

I’ve seen a clip of someone putting a dab of hot glue then pulling it out as it cools. Been meaning to try it

They can live forever but have to trade their fortune for it permanently

Man’s got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR

Maybe dems should say stuff in their ads like “we don’t want a fascist regime. This is America. Vote blue to fire these morherfuckers”

They are so fucking dumb it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking dumb

The more I think of it the more not fun that bagel sounds. I’ll have mine with just the Columbian sugar please

Heh

AI -> ADS

AIADS

AIDS

Op hadn’t showered throughout this whole ordeal and absolutely reeked of garlic

What an Amos thing to say

Chevy Afghanistan

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