Or the next best thing. 😉

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“In their head”?
I just read this out loud on the bus home in Marlon Brando’s voice. 👴🏻 🤌🏻🤌🏻

He’s toad-ally right. 🤓

I’m surprised that nobody brought up the subject of men having tastebuds in their urethra that detect the sugars in semen and signal the brain that there is ejaculate passing through.
🤌🙄🤌

The answer is yes. 😏

Hey, now we’re talking. ✊😋

Thanks. ☺️

I know. My comics are the result of therapy. 😌

Relatable. I do it too. A guy like me enjoys the extra support.

Yeah boy, that search engine is gonna profile you hard. 😄

Or Beats™.

Or anal beers. 🍻

I like having my work liked. ☺️

“Hourly Hurl” could be a good band name. 🤔

It’s a metaphor for love and sacrifice. 😙🤌

Wow, you really went all out on this. I’m putting your idea in the “maybe” pile. 😎

Ooo. I like this intrusive thought experiment. 🤓

Sorry, this was about as random as it gets. Saw a picture of a cuckoo clock on reddit and thought: “What else can come out every hour besides a wooden bird?” 🤔

I’d go with filling it up with split pea soup and a few shots of Jägermeister. 😎