You’re a towel!

This is where I think the whole pizza=code thing comes from. Some of those pizza related emails just read like boomers not understanding how to communicate effectively via text.

Yeah this is part of the reason why people PERCEIVE crime as being higher in cities despite it actually being lower. There’s less violent crime but there’s a lot more obviously intoxicated and destitute people in the street. They may not be committing any crime (well besides having and consuming an illegal substance) but having so many clearly desperate people in your immediately surroundings is still very unpleasant and makes people feel less safe.

Didn’t mean it that way. Im from the Baltimore area originally think his policing reforms are great and definitely were a huge contributor to the lower murder rate.

But it is also true that rates were already declining before he entered office and have been declining across the country. He accelerated the trend in his city but the trend was already happening.

It’s so potent a very small amount can supply a lot of dealers. No need for submarines or secret tunnels or guys driving box trucks with false bottoms, a guy with a backpack can get a ton over the border. Plus it’s often in pill form so it’s easy to disguise as legal medication.

Violent crime has been down across America lately. Baltimore had it’s lower murder rate in like 50 years (and that actually was correlated with the mayor implementing some progressive community policing reforms which did help accelerate the trend), however nobody is exactly sure why. One theory is that because fentanyl has become the main narcotic being distributed in the US, and fent is so easy to distribute you don’t really need a proper “organized crime” network to do it, it’s resulted in less and less powerful street gangs who aren’t fighting over turf as much, but that’s just one theory.

Damn, gaming with JE’s account seems like a really risky ass bit.

Has anyone seen Nick Mullen recently?

We’ve decided to go with another candidate that better fits our needs.

IDK Elon I’m pretty sure I’d feel better if I had some of your money.

Is it in a nice scenic location? I’d kinda like to become a small town hermit somewhere pretty and spend my time reading in the park and eating the bomb ass food you make me.

GUYS I SWEAR HE JUST OFFERED ME A RIDE FROM FLORIDA TO NYC I HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS AT THE TIME!

Dude you most be DoorDashing all three meals a day if you’re hitting $100 a day. Where do you even DoorDash breakfast?

You could also sign up for one of those meal prep services, yah know the ones all the YouTubers do sponsorships for.

I’ll grab a POWERBALL ticket and hit you up later.

Maybe the big G.S.H. In his pool actually stands for “Good Stavros Halkias” not “Gay Stavros Halkias”.

But AI don’t eat burritos so what am I DoorDashing them? RAM?

To do what? What does an AI need a human for?

I’ve managed to cut back on drinking quite a bit. I did cheat and have some brewski beers last night tho.

If only it was made out of carbon fiber