Still doing God’s work, even in death

Him being able to reach the beer cans on the floor is highly unrealistic

Oh I have a movement for you alright

A BOWEL MOVEMENT

OPEN UP WIDE BECAUSE HERE COMES THE MOVEMENT YOU CRAVE

YOU DON’T GET COLDS BY BEING COLD I HATE THIS TROPE SO MUCH REEEEEEEEE

Showed this to a coworker who likes Twin Peaks, and I’m pretty convinced we’re unofficially dating now.

THANK YOU

FUCK CENSORED SHIT

He definitely tipped her extra

Bitch status

That was a sex club, wasn’t it?

Bout fucking time

It’s straight up a male curse. I have no idea how, but it happens consistently.

Do you think she smokes weed?

Crazy Stupid Love is an underrated film, and it had no business being as good as it was.

It has EVERYTHING to do with it

That’s when you temporarily convert to a sink pisser

That possum is looking fat and sassy

This is the highest quality version of it I’ve seen.

Boo, stay in dragon form.

FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN