That’s just slavery with extra steps.

You are correct. Everyone else is wrong.

My father-in-law has been divorced three times. Each of his exes have told him directly that they left because he’s too controlling. To this day, he openly and genuinely states he has no idea why he’s been divorced three times - “I try so hard in marriage. I just don’t get it.”

Some people can’t hear the truth even if you rubber stamp it on their forehead.

Cue: Elon Musk.

Never underestimate a human’s capacity for self-deception. I think it’s our most perfected trait.

“Democrats did it.”

-Elon Musk.

I’m certain my wife is ADHD, undiagnosed.

One thing she does is constantly buy storage containers of all shapes and sizes to organise her insanely disorganised world.

All this has achieved is an insane amount of forgotten storage containers in the house and we have no idea what’s in any of them.

And yes, she once attempted to buy a giant storage unit to store her storage containers.

Schwifty.

It means you take down your pants and your panties, shit on the floor and get schwifty in here.

I’ve heard the best thing people can do against Musk is to vandalise privately purchased Teslas. I’ve heard that will put mass fear in the market not to buy them.

I’ve heard that vandalising commercially owned Teslas will only result in insurance payouts and more Teslas being made.

I’ve heard that the best way to vandalise privately owned Teslas is to use spray paint, which is relatively easy to clean off (not hurting the owner too much) while being very media-affective.

That’s what I’ve heard.

Why would I tell anyone? I’m not condoning any action of vandalism at all. It’s only what I’ve heard.

Now that you’ve heard it too, you can tell others what you’ve heard without condoning it either.

I’ve heard the best thing people can do against Musk is to vandalise privately purchased Teslas. I’ve heard that will put mass fear in the market not to buy them.

I’ve heard that vandalising commercially owned Teslas will only result in insurance payouts and more Teslas being made.

I’ve heard that the best way to vandalise privately owned Teslas is to use spray paint, which is relatively easy to clean off (not hurting the owner too much) while being very media-affective.

That’s what I’ve heard.

Ironic that Joe Rogan hosts a monthly ‘Protect our Parks and Wildlife’ pod, then considerably helps to get Trump elected, who then makes moves to fuck up parks and wildlife.

I’ll be honest with you guys… my wife and I (Australian) had a three-week holiday to America planned for June which I just cancelled last week because I don’t want to give you a single fucking dollar.

We’re going to Japan now instead.

Well, maybe America was always the bad guy, but had (mostly) good people in control of checks and balances. Like, it was always Anakin, but had Obiwan keeping on eye on things.

But now Obiwan is dead and America is in the tower chopping up kids.

Hmm, convenient.

Sorry America, but you’ve gone Anakin Skywalker. You are now the bad guys.

I guess I didn’t see him as scripted or paid-for until that 4-guest GOP-a-thon, then it was blindingly obvious (and I’m not American, so I don’t even care about your politics).

I liked Joe because he never appeared to have any agenda, usually saw, or at least humoured both sides of an argument, and right or wrong (yes, he was plenty wrong), he was always at least genuine.

Now, he’s just a 3-hour long commercial.

I fucking loved listening to Joe for probably a decade, but I haven’t listened to a single ep since December.

That Trump, Vance, Gabbard, Musk run was a stunning indicator to me that he is now bought and sold, and his pods are scripted, which is a complete 180’ on why I liked him.

He used to be genuine and a centrist. Not anymore.

Imagine the morale there. No one’s going to give a fuck there now, and fair enough.

Food.

I can make a plate of food that has 10 different elements from all over the world in about 15 minutes, costing about $10.

100 years ago people barely had reliable access to salt and pepper.

Irrespective, Russia has destroyed its demographics. I hope it never recovers.

It’s legit.