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Hadn’t seen this one before but I saw this in a book:
There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line twoand then later in the same book they had
There once was a man from Verdun
I like this.
There are two types of people:
- Those who can extrapolate
eye twitches from incomplete data
There are 10 types of people in the world
All bases are base 10.
All bases are belong to us
There was a young man from south bend
Whose limericks all came to an end
Suddenly
Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke
I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intendedReminds me of an oldie:
“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, This one don’t.”
I knew it as
Roses are red.
Violets are blue
I hate rhyming.
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