: So uhhh, we got the body double scheduled to come in 7 hours from now so we can get you out. 7 hours. Uhh, you know, that’s 420 minutes, haha.

: I w,issh ii c’uold hanng us bth,.

: Oh, I get it. Hang us, like we’re finally going to hang out together, haha. Uuuh, spicy meme! Uuuh, Jeff? …Jeff?

Shit posts are the only justified use of AI.

Shit, maybe he did kill himself after all

the capitalisation on on the I in EpsteIn makes it feel like LinkedIn

and that’s sort of what it was

“I’ll give you an island on Mars, so we can party together”

SpaseX

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