People who have literal geriatric fathers when theyre born tend to be wonky, especially with regard to being very tall or very thin.

Technically having a kid in your late 30s is a geriatric pregnancy. Trump made that thing when he was 60+. Everyone Ive ever met with that old of a father was either very tall, very thin, or both. Usually both

The Balkan Sleeper Cell that will end the US Empire.

hgh

This giant child will devour us all

it’s not his kid. bought him on the island.

I refuse to believe that’s the actual size of his fucking head

He has become a large adult son, as the prophecy foretold

More importantly why is he still the same age

Large adult son

LOOM

:melania-aphex-twin:

people make fun of trump for his tan but look what happens if you don’t

Haven’t you been reading the emails? Genetic engineering.

In a better timeline he was playing ball or he was the final fighter at the top of a pagoda who’s weakness was sunlight.

Criminal that he doesn’t play basketball.