wouldn’t buy green bananas

Such a funny way to convey this sentiment
So simple and yet so creative
old people are so obsessed with how much “worth” they’ll have when they die for like “legacy” or some shit, but its just their last gasp at the dick-measuring contest.
Giving my tenants a month of rent relief (they can pay later) as my legacy
Gene Simmons is a zionist and I hope every moment he has left is a prolonged agony that is an order of magnitude worse than what Shaban al-Dalou experienced
kiss sucks fuck Gene
I remember as a kid seeing pictures of kiss and hearing about how their music was such HARD ROCK and it was scary for parents. Being a fan of Mastodon and the like at the time, I was like oh cool lets check em out and then I heard detroit rock city and immediately lost interest
hearing about how their music was such HARD ROCK and it was scary for parents.
Being into anything heavier than nickelback as a kid was just a series of disappointments like this.
Are the kids these days having experiences like this? If I said something like Lamb of God is heavy are the deathcore fans groaning?
I remember an old boss of mine (he was like ten years older than me) trying to impress us with his stories about following kiss around on tour. Fuck you, Chris. No one cares about kiss, I want those hours of my life back
Old Juggalos can be maliciously stupid, as a treat
Did it crash again? This cope is so predictable








