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“I’m Robert Evans and this is Behind the Bastards, and today we’re talking about some of the worst people in all of history: babies. Just, all of them.”
“All bastards were babies once. A coincidence? I think not!!!”
“Hitler? Baby. Stalin? Baby. Reagan? Believe it or not, also baby. Peter Thiel, I’m fairly confident emerged fully formed from a cocoon, but that’s statistically insignificant.”
Assigned bastard at birth
an average medieval prostitute’s child:
All bastards are babies
as ballin’ as bossiple
All Boobs Are Beautiful
All babies do is cry and shit their pants, expecting you do something about it. They contribute nothing. Bastards is too mild, really.
Assigned coomer at birth
