Leaf blowers are also very good at removing light snow. Oh and on really hot days a leaf blower down the front of the pants does miracles. But what’s even better is if you have a powerful leaf blower and hit the inside of your heel just right, you can inflate your pants by blowing air up one leg, around your business, and down the other leg. And people won’t notice. People don’t notice me doing this.

they are going to shoot him in the face

The electric ones are not nearly as offensive, I’ve got one for blowing off the deck at the house I rent. They also are good for blowing off hard water from doing a car wash!