Iāve heard it said that āwhiteā isnāt a proper race. Itās just a skin color. So you could make the argument that snowmen are the only actual white people, and that your uncle is a beige person.
Iāve heard it said that āwhiteā isnāt a proper race.
There arenāt really āproper racesā in the first place.
The only proper races are the 24 hours of le mans and the man tt, the rest are mental illnesses
Pikes peak speed climb should make the list. Always entertaining to watch someone roll their car down the mountain.
Iād add the Barkley marathon to that list.
The Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Marathon?
This one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley_Marathons
Itās just a few more miles.
ooo, a double ultra. iām not crazy enough for those, the only marathon i ever ran was in high school when i was doing tens and fifteens as daily workouts and i was extremely mad over a breakup so i just decided to run around the entire town, refilling my water bottle at gas stations as i went. It took half the day (i didnāt time) and when i checked the map it was a little over 27. now my older brother, he runs ultras barefoot. heās a looney.
excuse me 5 miles is a proper race because i had my best mile time on it somehow and it totally wasnāt a stopwatch malfunction
Itās better than calling them ābreedsā.
Actually, Iām on board with that, but only to mock
racistsbreedists.āIām like, very light vanilla chocolate flavoured, but that nazi over there is plain, except when heās engaged. Then heās strawberry milkshake.ā
āPure-breedā is just another term for inbreeding.
And their brains are likely purĆ©e bread. Not like theyād understand the joke though.
Well there are no races in the species of homo sapiens in the first place so yeah, white isnāt a proper race :3
Weāre all just different breeds. And just like dogs and cats, keeping a heritage unnaturally pure tends to bring a host of bad health issues and vulnerabilities.
Not even enough genetic diversity to constitute being called different ābreedsā. Cats, dogs, and other animals that are stratified by ābreedsā have enough genetic diversity to call for stratification with clear distinctions between each breed. For us humans, there are a few genetic markers that were adapted to their regional environments but the adaptations have no clear genetic delineations between the different āracesā. There is a lot of overlapping after millennia of ancestral mixing.
You can tell a dog breed through genetic sequencing. You canāt tell someoneās race using it, though. We can tell our potential ancestry but there is way too much genetic overlap between the different āracesā to tell the individualās race via their genome alone.
Itās a lot more complex than this but Iām just speaking generally to get the point across.
This is something that has legit bothered me from a young age.
White people arenāt white. I donāt know the name for that weird color. Sand? Whatever it is, itās not white!And black people arenāt black. Theyāre clearly brown.
What idiot started calling us black and white when weāre clearly brown and sand!
OMG Iām a sand person! I canāt wait to walk in single file to hide my numbers! Argh Argh Argh Argh!
People who want to see the world as black and white.
In the Nordics most of us are āpig-pinkā. :D
taupe
Some are real close, hard to tell someone with strong Irish ancestry that their skin isnāt white. Thereās plenty from Africa on the opposite end where youād be hard pressed to say their skin was brown. Just defined by the closest major color, I canāt think of a better system.
Billy Connolly once described his skin colour as āpale blueā :)
And, weāve legitimately had that before. Canāt forget the blue people of Kentucky.
Maybe not categorizing people on something as superficial as the color of their skin?
Doesnāt even make sense to call white people white. Weāre pink! The only thing dumber is seeing Asian people referred to as yellow. Iāve only ever seen two types of humans that are actually yellow: An animated cartoon family, and people with jaundice.
Born pink, grow up and end up anywhere fromā¦ still pink to olive, a little bit of sun and we become slightly tan, too much sun we become red, when sick or frightened we become almost white and weāre grey when we die. Maybe itās white people who should have been referred to as ācoloredā!
Maybe his black heart explodes, hurrah!
#BlackHeartsMatter
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Rage baiting being brought to real life huh?
Keep X in Xmas.
It will always be Twittermas to me
or a great way to troll your transphobic uncle into making a bunch of snow-penises
