But ya fuck one couch…
I never met a couch fucker. Never knew one to exist tbh.
But the moment I heard him speak…you ever have a moment where you’ve heard someone’s voice for years and you meet them in person and they look nothing like you imagined them?
Vance was the exact opposite of that. One look and one speech was all it took for me to say, “Yeah… he’s a couch fucker.”
Just Dance Couch Fucker
Is that an AI altered version of this picture? There’s something about that image that is too uncanny valley for me. It’s actually creepier than real images of him.
It’s the lighting perfectly covering half of his pupil
No, that’s not it. His skin is smoothed out in the meme and blemishes are missing. I was thinking maybe it was an image conversion issue. The one I found was a jpeg and the meme is a webp but then I looked at his mouth. Original is on the left, meme is on the right. The AI couldn’t figure out his mouth so it did… whatever this is.

Pulling out OF the futon you mean?
JD never pulls out
Why did i read this in connor from detroit: become human’s voice?


