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Three Letter Acronyms and … Flea Letter Acronyms?

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Closest emoji that I could find to the hammer and sickle

Nice.

Fun fact! Syphilis was known as the Great Pox, in contrast to Small Pox, which is why smallpox is called that!

Brah, does stranger danger apply to the metric system??

Fake: Secular cooling? As opposed to religious cooling?

Gay: That jawline 🥵

Dogs are friends, not food.

:.|:;?

Don’t kink shame

It was all yellow

Sniffing their butts?

Tagline: Uno momento, por favor

Onions can be exchanged for bideo bames 👽

Why isn’t the most influential planet Jupiter? That’s the obvious answer. Saturn maybe second. Their gravity wells did more than any other planet to influence the other planets in the system…

And wtf is Neptune doing in second place. Neptune doesn’t do shit.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC, KOLANAKI!

But… but… I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??

What is this, some mycologistic hate speech?

On the phone?

He is Risen. No yeast required.