Best by != Expiration

Pattern: Death

Try dying

We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories

In honor of NWA, Fuck The Police!

This guy is a stand up dude.

looks like he also got a shape up.

Olive Oyl.

Probably only ate it with butter and lemon. High cholesterol maybe?

You know what? I am okay with this!

“Don’t worry, we’ll look for it on the way back.”

At least you got the http server running.

In the movie The Gladiator (2000), Commodus wanted to keep the bloodline pure with Lucilla. Really weird considering in history, she was married and actually tries to have Commodus killed.

She is negging you Bro

Ea-Nasir Cooper Bullion Bar - $20

This website is funny. Read the disclaimer and the reviews.

So when I visited my friend that moved there, the rule was if you aren’t muddy shoes on in the first floor is fine but no shoes on the second floor.

They also have guests slippers for the first floor. I think this kinda makes sense since they like having parties then they don’t allow anyone upstairs.

When I have extra cucumbers, I just slice and throw them in the pickle container.

I should probably pickle from scratch though.

What’s the best pickles in your opinion?

I usually get Grillo’s Pickles.

Boss: “We are a close knit family but sometimes we have to give a push to growing birds out of the nest…”

Lays off 10% of the employees

They have a battery attached to flat wires. When you give a couple millimeters of room from the plug, they insert the flat wires and the computer will be powered from the battery.

HotPlug Field Kit

If the computer is logged in, they have a USB device that mimics a mouse. It makes the mouse pointer move back and forth to prevent it from going to sleep or the screen saver.

This is a shitpost because souls don’t become angels in Christianity.

Town houses