This necklace is a warning sign that says “Do not have sex with this person.”

Down voted for being esoteric.

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

This is an “I still live in my mom’s basement” comment.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

Hoe.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

I can’t wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

The market price for pruno is going to skyrocket in that prison.

No it didn’t. Young girls and boys are forced into parenthood, which prevents them from getting educated. When they have trouble navigating this world with little education and a child to care for, the church is there waiting to blame their problems on lack of church.

This looks like bad taxidermy.