I love that the bikini bottom’s employment market is so bad that Squidward’s only options were Krusty Krab or starve

Obviously, they wouldn’t keep them in the base everyone knows about

Back in 2022 we voted to increase the minimum wage from $9 to $15 by going up $1.50 a year for four years. So the first of the year the minimum wage became $15 an hour. This law was passed by the Senate, so we did not vote on it.

Side note: The minomum wage for tipped employees is still only $2.13 an hour plus wage compensation

Shit I forgot about that.

I’m sure that’s the idea

Yeah so I’m gonna have to kill you

To be honest I didn’t know there were any journalists left there after the whole presidential endorsement thing

I read this to the tune of Yakko’s World

Well done spaghetti is not a phrase i thought I would ever hear

Dude I’d be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 70k a year

I learned this while trying to mess with Minecraft’s jar file

Maybe they’re a professor

“I’ll consider it.”

That’s crazy it’s almost like she has no plans to release them

“Nothing to hide, Nothing to fear” type shit

Unless he’s on some kind of regular protection I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in California takes it upon themselves to dispatch of this guy. Unfortunate that he (most likely) won’t ever stand trial.

Ooh! A dandelion! Must be the last one of the season!

PFFTHARTHH

I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way

wait what