You know what will happen, the post will be deleted and the account will be banned.

https://www.phonearena.com/news/irs-hangs-up-on-callers-using-this-pixel-feature_id142033#:~:text=Incredible feature%2C but when it,using "Hold for Me."

Imagine pissing coins through your urethra. Not the same, but it reminds me of this

That’s why you should use Mineral Ice.

I had the M7. I loved those speakers.

Don’t sleep, it’s bad for you . Just keep working.

-*CEOs

*Typo fixed.

Well, I guess here response should be to forward all her bills to the pension administrator, such as mortgage, utilities, groceries, petro, etc. If she’s dead, then why should be paying for items that only the “living” enjoys?

I didn’t know about this one. The first one that popped in my head was this

“In 2016, the Fine Brothers, formerly known as FBE, attempted to trademark the word “react” for their reaction videos.”

I agree, this is a load of shit. How do we know cavemen communicate in “good enough English” for us to understand?

I went to grad school in the USA. I bought the international version of a few books that were going to be used in class (knew beforehand that the recommended lectures weren’t written by any faculty member at such a university), but that didn’t stop the professor from going aggressive and saying that my books were banned from the classroom because they aren’t the USA version. When I told the professor what the difference was between me buying a text book for $15 instead of $200 and a Fortune 500 outsourcing entire departments instead of hiring USA employees?

Interestingly, my books weren’t an issue. Yes, I gambled being publicly labeled as a troublemaker in my engineering department (probably I was labeled privately within faculty members).

https://lifehacker.com/great-now-the-apple-app-store-has-malware-too-1849386738#:~:text=Most recently%2C security research Alex,single group based in China.

https://www.wired.com/story/apple-app-store-malware-click-fraud/

https://nypost.com/2024/01/02/tech/smartphone-users-warned-to-delete-these-17-dangerous-apps/

Now you will say, but I god-like smurt (smart), I wunt (won’t) download this, ofviously (obviously).

AI as A1 steak sauce or AL as Alabama?

Kablooey in SNES!

I was going to say “the Goku” with “Lara Croft graphics”

I think you are wrong. Such a sentence will grant you a “you pass the class, see you next semester”.

Well, I’m off to the pharmacy to get some over-the-counter medical records.

Which new features are you referring to? Are you enrolled in the beta version of the app?

This is how my keyboard looks within Google Messages app. You can disregard the square with the number one in it, that’s just for selecting which sim card I’ll be using.

It reminded me of this episode of Happy Tree Friends

https://youtu.be/RO7Q1tMGE7g?si=iu0AoOWevzaau9N0

Although I would like to use my phone naked, I have to use a case just because I’m clumsy.

This is exactly my case.