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Goddammus sexualis tyrannosaurus! 🪄💦🥾

Circumcision is literally genital mutilation.

I read that wrong -

Judge orders Italian food?

Oh, judge orders Italian food to arm its delivery workers?

This just in: one bajillion percent tariffs on blabbermouth Cambodia for making Trump ‘the peacemaker’ look like a useless idiot.

Trump, chairman of the bored of peace

Neither are Miller, Bondi, Gabbard, Puppy-killer, Popeye, or Homan (unless it’s their turn under the desk)

If anything comes out of that ring, be sure it finds its way to that special briefcase!

They banned telegram, but they still have reddit 🧠

Which timeline is this… 24 hours after Trump gets elected? Or the too weak two weeks when Trump was supposed to get Putin to agree to a ceasefire? US needs to get its house in order.

Good, and hopefully other nations join

Not only that, but their land-gains also completely stopped since starlink was cut off.

Spending unsustainable, casualties increasing, gains halted… I expect we’ll hear another nuclear threat soon (desperation confirmation)

Good job 👍

I myself hope to try being old some day

Go to hell, or mars or wherever just fuck off

Whatever gets their motor working

Broke mind virus strikes again

If your company works with capgem, it should not renew existing or sign new contracts. If you work for capgem, drag your heels with every task while you look for a new gig. Don’t give power to schmucks.

They’ve given up trying to tell him. He’ll die not knowing what a tariff really is

That’ll teach him (that he can keep spitting in their faces). How many cheeks can you turn?