If you’re being serious, I’ll take you up on the offer.

I can’t think of any better way to express the sheer absurdity of capitalism in a single meme than this.

Please add a toggle to block the furry shit.

I CAN’T GOON!

It makes up sources all the time. And when it does give a legitimate source, it makes up a quote or hallucinates nonexistent detail from it. Use your brain, not AI.

Concerning

Land?

Won’t happen as long as the capitalist pigs keep feeding it billions of dollars in funding.

Ah yes, just consult the misinformation vortex anytime you need the answer to anything.

how do I stop seeing these bots everywhere?

True

As someone who understands this language, this is hilarious.

My dishwasher has an AI assistant now. I wish I were joking.

Ah yes, what a surprise. The random word generator gave you random numbers that aren’t actually real.

I prefer not to use centralized services.

Oh, good. Discord’s age verification rollout has ties to Palantir’s co-founder Peter Thiel. That’s the nail in the coffin for me. It’ll be Matrix only from me from now on!

Oh right, it’s Valentine’s day. Not that I would have any reason to pay attention to stuff like that.

A girlfriend? What the heck is that?

It’s Valentine’s day? Didn’t even notice.