You can almost, almost do it to that Stranglers song

"Gordon Brown - investigating Mandleson

Everyone being two people?

Like these guys?

Reminds me of this, couldn’t find the OG image unfortunately.

Hate it when people overlay unnecessary text, I guess it’s for the simpletons

I hope the clasp at the back snags at the hair on the nape of my neck as well

I bet they’re fun to be around

“…and no razor blades. If you’re poor… Grow a beard”

Why doesn’t the article mention it was Loomer spreading the lies?

As long as you or the cats don’t smell I think you’ll be reet

What’s a large contingent of basement dwelling, star trek obsessed Linux nerds going to know about farming?

Joking aside, if I didn’t see this growing up I’d probably react the same

Is your house dirty or just cluttered?

The flat I share with my lass is pretty messy but it’s not dirty.

The dishes are done once a day or so, laundry when the basket is full. The main problem is the floordrobe

It’s laundry day today in fact, but I’m still in bed doomscrolling…

We’ve got two rabbits which are pretty much free range so I clean them up regularly - they mainly just spread hay everywhere.

I tend to break down bigger tasks for each day of the week. Laundry is today, rabbit hutches tomorrow. I’ll probably do the bathroom on Thursday, kitchen Friday.

Might not work for everyone but it’s definitely less overwhelming

Every day.

We use an estufa during the colder months so we crack open a window so we don’t die of CO poisoning

This is an estufa:

My grandparents used to do that on their farm - hire a fucking massive bull and let it run with the heifers for a bit and ‘let nature takes it’s course’.

They also got the vet in to do the AI if it turned out the bull wasn’t doing enough fucking.

Hardly call it a ranch though - just a pastoral smallholding.

99.9999% of people on here have no idea of how farming works

What about stone tablets

What about the guy who sang 2-4-6-8 Motorway?

Just don’t get undressed next time you have a shower

“You’re flying low”

Morris Dancers?

He looks like the bassist from a punk rock band from the early 2000’s