“Excoriates” is a new one. Finally break out the thesaurus there, journos?

But also, are you telling me that they aren’t already under oath when in the courtroom?

If you’ve got the cash for it, getting a modern USB lightgun and emulating the classics is always an option. That’s what I’m planning on doing, myself.

Biblically accurate Jewish military!

Should have just called in sick anyway. Not like anyone would know different.

Wait, if he’s no longer prince, how can he still be in the line of succession?

If ownership is what you’re worried about, why wouldn’t you already have the installers downloaded and backed up?

Is this before or after El Taco talked shit about them to the men’s team?

“I must stop the pedos!” QAnon yelled.

“No QAnon, you are the pedos.”

And then QAnon was Epstein.

Denmark should send a hospital ship to Louisiana instead.

Given that Elon Musk is supposed to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still manages to find the time to shitpost on Twitter all day, a CEO’s time can’t be that busy.

No argument about Schumer, et al. But Collins isn’t one of them. She’s, in fact, part of the actual pedocon party.

That only really works if there’s a deadman’s switch and the people likely to murder you know that there’s a deadman’s switch. Which seems to not have been the case.

Can’t imagine anyone actually making a guillotine with such a long blade. It wouldn’t be able to get enough momentum to cleanly cut through in a single motion, which is the entire point of the guillotine. Is that slop?

Nah, back when I was Chair Force 20 years ago we were fed a constant stream of FOXNews in the common areas. I don’t imagine that’s changed at all, so the rank and file should probably be considered to be about the same as the boomers politically. The hope was that the officer corps would resent his draft dodging stolen valor ass, but even that would have only lasted until the Pentagon got purged.

Is this a recent tweet? I guess she’s calmed down some since that “I’m one of the good ones, please don’t hurt me” tweet.

reminiscent of F-Zero

Pretty sure that’s because the guy is literally recycling assets from F-Zero GX. 🤣

At least they finally showed more environments than “flat desert junkyard”, and some jumps.

Wasn’t his hair still black two years ago?

Ro Khanna should shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Thiel’s dick.

Not to detract from your actual point, but I thought they showed that he is a pedo who wants to rape kids, but was so uncool that all the other pedos blacklisted him. Which, admittedly, is not any better.