Forget siege weapons, just a shovel and jackhammer.

They actually make push pops like this now. Just like they made pens back in my day with 4 different colors in one pen.

Yeah like a drunk “falls asleep”

“mom, I want the new Xbox for Christmas” “Youve got a tablet and a TV, the commercials say you already have 2”

COD hasn’t been worth playing in ~12 years.

I quit Xbox after 3 Xbox 360s got the red ring of death just after the warranty expired. I’ll never go back even though I want clockwork revolution and a couple other exclusives.

They really fucked up on their marketing by saying everything is an Xbox. Confusing non-gamers, annoying real gamers, and disappointing aspiring gamers.

If it was led Zeppelin, I’m in. AC/DC? I’m out.

Why bother with this grift when you can just nationalize Elons companies and then gift them to yourself?

Those three companies are dead to me, even if they hold some IP I used to hold dear.

I wouldn’t condone meth use or hypocrisy. But the rest is fine.

I like when something comes up naturally. Like I split my pants along the crotch so this weekend I’m going to show him how to sew it shut.

Bullshit. If someone steals “vast sums” of money from a billionaire, that person would wind up dead or in jail immediately upon notice. Also, dude made lingerie for teen girls.

Yeah, I enjoyed it for what it was.

Thank you, you have no idea how much my supporters mean to me. I do this for y’all.

I have a 10 yr old boy. Trying to teach him survival skills without freaking him out is like doing stomp on thin ice.

Cheer? I’ll get my dick out and beat off.

It’s a very solid game that more people need to try. Especially as cheap as it is now.

Absolutely, there are references to IKEA, IT, fallout, evil Knievel, etc. it’s way more clever than I initially gave it credit for. When I first heard about it I thought it was like just running around on cliffs and eating grass. I had no idea you could be a total asshole in it and I love that about it.

Believe it or not, I’m a zim guy, Nuka cola can piss off.