Careful what you wish for.

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The man solves global warming in three months and suddenly he’s the bad guy.

Yeah, I notice they’ve only “toppled” centre-right parties though, with far-right parties waiting in the wings.

Days Gone starts out like The Last of Us but for people who think wrestling is real.

But it definitely picks up later when you expand your toolkit. The horde gameplay makes this game memorable. I played on PS5 and I think the improved framerate and motion controls gave it a new lease of life.

Isn’t that the same every year though? You’ve got all the dumbest, drunkest eyeballs watching, time to roll out the biggest scams.

That would be the same Andrew Tate who made his money getting punched and kicked in the head, right?

I’m sure his brain is doing just fine.

I want devs to write games for £400 Steam Decks. I don’t want them to write games for £3000 GPUs.

There’s realistically no games that won’t run on PS5 level hardware. Every effect that can be done with raytracing can be done a little worse without it.

Connery even made a Michael Bay movie watchable.

There’s not many actors that can say that.

Yeah, but in the third act he got to fight a giant spider. Do you know anything about spiders? They’re the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

It’s like to say they’ll remember that at the ballot box, but they won’t.

What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.

Switzerland will have a hell of a set of steps down to the beach…

Or oil. Either will do.

Exemptions are made all the time.

The UK never had that, and we were in the EU for ages. We still had pints. We measured the road speed in miles.

Realistically the EU is just a collection of nations with similar socio-economic status and roughly similar culture. None of them dominate the others. Much of the rules are just common sense shit. Don’t sell easily combustible clothing, etc. Odds are you meet most of it already.

Pete Hegseth’s group chat.

Genuinely don’t know who the last US president that didn’t bomb the Middle East would have been.

He’s going as one of the creepy guys from Expedition 33.

They already did that in Far Cry Primal…

My CV1 died a few weeks ago. I fancy the Steam Frame, but I’ll wait for release before deciding. I hate Meta, but do I hate them for several times the price of a Quest…

Get to work, plebs. Those guillotines won’t build themselves.