If I recall my undergrad thermodynamics class correctly, you can calculate the calories in food by burning, but in an experiment like this too much of the heat would escape to the surroundings to be usefully measured. Usually they use something like a bomb calorimeter to make sure all the heat is captured and measured.

I tried it. It tasted nice, but definitely no cheesecake. Needed a bit of sugar too, at least for plain Greek yogurt.

Worf does not play…

To be fair, I never watched Go. I just think that clip’s funny.

“People are not personally profiting from this,” claims person personally profiting from this.

Definitely thought I was looking at a lizard’s lunch at first

To clarify, I’m sure there are plenty of boomers who have a Nintendo DS. What I mean to say is, who looks at a DS and thinks “Ah yes, the boomer console”?

Also boomers had DSs??

Chronology meets tautology

I want to get off Paul McCartney’s Wild Ride.

I was 100% channeling Dick Kickem for this comment

I’m here to kick ass and shoot bubble gum, and I’m all out of ass.

I feel like if you know what typical American breakfast foods are, “breakfast taco” is pretty self-explanatory.

🎶 Whenever life gets you down…🎵

I’ve literally had this problem, and I’ve never used Gimp once.

Nono, see, he didn’t think it couldn’t happen, he thought it couldn’t happen there.

Sounds like 50,000 violations of COPPA to me, but hey, consequences are only for us peasants.

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In the not too distant future, lost somewhere out in space, Janeway and her Starfleet pals recognize Tuvok’s face