Not to be “that guy” but for me it really depends on who is choking. Some people I could see choking and my response would be to calmly finish my meal and in my head hope that they expire before I lose my appetite due to their horrible death rattle.

Tetris beats minesweeper every day. People pack their vacation cars/suvs and refer to tetris-ing them. No one every says, “I minesweepered that.”

I know the US has it’s failings, but I believe if Trump were in front of a jury of 12 and all the evidence was laid out he would be convicted. The corruption is that we have weak people in the DOJ that won’t bring charges and we have weak people in the Supreme Court that will cover for him if anyone below grows a set.

Batman was a superhero because he was rich. Lex Luthor was a supervillian because he was rich. Bezos made his choice and should be treated like the villian he is.

Peaceful protests and don’t sell anyone associated with ICE any food until they die of starvation, peacefully.

I love Kirkland t-shirts from Costco, although I have heard they are thinner and shittier now. Mine are several years old.

I would definitely not have done that.

I used to play a game with friends in Tacoma, WA, USA where we would sit outside at night and guess what the caliber was when we heard gunfire every 5 or so minutes.

And they will shut down domestic Fentanyl production too right? Right? Pull it out of hospitals because of its designation as a weapon?

Where I am in the US that is a violation of traffic laws and you can get a ticket for it.

Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

Is that a typo, did you mean to say “so long as you ARE being weird about it.”? Weird, as in: naked bike ride.

And I want my scalps!

Just toss him in and weld it shut.

These National Guard may not be villains (yet) but they certainly aren’t ‘heroes’ like members of the military like to be portrayed. They absolutely could stand on principal and refuse deployment. They would face a court martial but heroes do what is right regardless of the potential consequences.

I loved those coins. Super easy to use in vending machines that could take them. Way better than fucking around with an old paper dollar.

Try Pig’n’Pineapple with pineapple, bacon, ham, sausage, and some BBQ sauce. Pretty damn good pizza. Throw on some onions if you have em lying around too.

Baby steps. I just wish sports betting/online gambling were illegal again so maybe I could see a commercial for Doritos or literally anything other than sports betting, insurance, and pharmaceuticals during my football games.

This is 4D chess to make sure no one nukes our assembled military leaders because they don’t want to make America stronger by getting rid of the orange doofus.

Relevant comedy bit: https://www.tiktok.com/@classic.standup/video/7196224312251092230?lang=en