Jack, your avi gave me feelings.
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Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
PeerTube@lemmy.wtf•Do you think PeerTube is a mature platform for new creators?English
41·2 days agoIt’s mature enough for someone wanting to build their own platform for their own audience. If you want to post viral videos and magically make money, then no.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•No humans allowed: This new space-based MMO is designed exclusively for AI agentsEnglish
11·2 days agoDo you really think /c/pcgaming has a place to stand to call something a stupid waste of computation?
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Have any cities made dedicated bike roads?English
7·2 days agoThere’s a truck on the bicycle bridge?
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals?English
314·2 days agohow do you know when someone is needlessly cruel and violent to vulnerable individuals don’t worry they never stop telling you ha ha ha cool name dude
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Programming Humor@lemmy.world•C++, the most bloated language in the worldEnglish
2·3 days agonice
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Are you religious? Why or why not?English
1·3 days agodeleted by creator
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Are you religious? Why or why not?English
23·3 days agoWhether they recognize it or not, all humans have religious needs. The need to feel like a good person (whether you are or not) is a religious need. The need to have hope for the future (whether hope is reasonable or not) is a religious need. The need for something bigger than yourself to look up to (regardless of how capable you are) is a religious need. People don’t always meet these needs through what would be recognized as an organized religion, but they still usually meet these needs through religious means.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How would you describe that post sneeze smell?English
8·3 days agoIf it smells like decomposing calcium, you have tooth decay and should see a dentist. Most sneezes don’t smell.
It’s exactly like being trapped in a thermos. But! There are space suit concepts that use an airtight helmet, but the rest of the body effectively is exposed to vacuum, supported and protected using a skin tight water-permeable fabric that prevents you from swelling up or burning in the UV. One of the benefits of this kind of space suit is that SWEATING WORKS IN SPACE!!! The sweat carries away heat (and further consumes it in the phase transition) when it instantly flashes to vapor, cooling one’s body. Sweating is a human super power and we can leverage it to perform our own temperature regulation in a vacuum! I’ve always thought that was super cool.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Programming Humor@lemmy.world•C++, the most bloated language in the worldEnglish
5·3 days agoexplicitly passing the self variable doesn’t make it not OOP.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Programming Humor@lemmy.world•C++, the most bloated language in the worldEnglish
81·3 days agonow show the pointer hell that would be polymorphism in C. my brain segfaulted just thinking about it.
That’s like “leaning feminist.” You believe that animals are individuals who deserve to be treated as ends, not means, or you don’t.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•The City of Chicago will allow residents to issue parking ticketsEnglish
21·4 days agoyou have invested way too much time in this. fuck cars. bye.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my townEnglish
14·4 days agohello - -
my name is joe - -
i have a wife - a dog
and a fam-il-ee
and i work - -
in a cookie factory
one day - - -
my boss came up to me he said
hey joe are ya busy i said no
he said do this - -
so i did - - -
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•The City of Chicago will allow residents to issue parking ticketsEnglish
22·5 days agoIt’s not a criminal matter. It’s fine to report.
The joke is that leaf blowers are worse than the holocaust. Great joke.
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Two snowy roads in New York. One exposed to traffic and one not. English
1·8 days agoRemoved by mod
Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.cato
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•He parked his car on the sidewalkEnglish
4·8 days agoRemoved by mod




no legal definition of “murder” applies to this. if you’re going to preach to the choir, at least don’t insult our intelligence. probably the word you are looking for is “homicide”.