if it’s small then we can’t blame them for Trump

You said you wanted a bigger tent, correct? Then you need to win the vote of somebody you blame for Trump.

We already know who you’re going to pick.

I’m not surprised at all because there is literally no atrocity that will convince an American to not vote for their favored candidate.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Econ majors: “Get a new coach, this one is depressing!”

If that’s truly the case, then you should ask the most informed person you know how to vote. This keeps your demographics represented even if they’re oppressed, and reduces the impact of SEO and internet propaganda.

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I’ll count it as a win if I have such a luxury when I’m old.

The natural world matters a lot less if you’ve left it behind for a virtual one. They don’t care if it looks like Blade Runner.

That’s my favorite Bible story because it humanizes Jesus so much to just once flip out and whoop some ass. He wasn’t divinely chill all the time; he usually restrained himself.

Vandalism is the solution

Money alone can’t buy all those rare collectibles!

Everybody ask sem from now on

Pectin FTW

They should’ve put that library in a cave!

Ah yes those 4-year-olds who supported Hitler or stayed quiet, two things they’re known to do.

Operating in bad faith to defend nazis doesn’t make you appear objective or intelligent.

I’d donate my sick days right before quitting.

Time off… if you’re popular.