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Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

Broccoli crowns have a flared top, which, if inverted, becomes a base.

They don’t have to say “tuna fish”. Most don’t, as far as I know. Who are you hanging out with that you think it’s somehow mandatory?

The majority of people have yet to realize that there isn’t much use anymore in fitting in, so it’s perfectly fine fitting out. The wolves aren’t circling the bonfire anymore.

“Factory reset?! This is a function check! I’m just making sure I have the full range of motion I need should I be required to assassinate you. Chill.”

“Motherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ain’t for the insta, that’s for sure. I’m quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.”

>///< _squeeee

Yeah you turn your mirrors in. Check ‘em out for the prescribed/contractual tome period, refill mirror fluid to max, and turn back in. It’s all in the contract.

Ummm, darker humor?

“ me either “ was the reply

“Keep it up and you about to find out why these bad boys are known as “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse…”

Given that particular meat’s documented history of being able to allow me to operate logically far more frequently than not, I’d generally expect it to do just that, all things considered.

I’m astounded you’d assume the average sarcasm detection acuity would be much different here than on Facebook.

There’s no correlation between having a federated account and high sarcasm detection success. Poe’s law wasn’t developed out of sheer boredom.

Winter Olympics, probably fewer people than the summer Olympics, where they had 300k.

Oh, I don’t know why you’re not there,

I give you my love, but you don’t care

Also not a good time to bareback.

Mike and Tucker: pawbump

Behold, cat’s final form.

CECOT, preferably.

I’d imagine that when your forward velocity is that great, your desire to not become human luge paint is generally such that you can eat charcoal and produce only the finest of Tiffany cuff links. Not sure what that says about the Lego brick below you, but they made their choice.