Technically this works for a porn plot as well. When the husband fails to get his wife off, the plumber shows up to finish the job for our main character.

Butthole Snorters

This looks like one of Pennywises many forms of terror

I enjoyed this very much, thank you.

I love the subtleness of the dolphin mom looking at her child like “Don’t stare.”

Front Toward Enemy

Bears make their own porridge to feed to cubs. So it’s a win/win.

The aliens have been to his island? How deep does this go…

Cars 19 where Lighting McQueen cucks an EV. You can watch the full thing on pornhub.

I’d be brave enough but 15 mins on a bicycle, fast chase or normal pace, and my fat old heart will give out.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?

No

Musk wanted to fuck children but wasn’t cool enough with the pedo crowd. Which is gross and extremely pathetic.

I too have high hopes I’ll see a human in orbit or on mars before I die. But all that big money is instead being spent on mega yachts and lobbying to fuck us over. So I think it’s more likely we’ll be living in a Mad Max movie instead of a cool space sci-fi one.

I think this sums it up. Regardless of your opinion as a parent you have to trust and respect your children. This is multipled by how many “other kids” get to do a thing.

You can’t lock them away. Unfortunately this has become the current generations social platform and entertainment. If you don’t have it, you’re a weird kid.

There is this razor edge of control and freedom you have to dance as a parent all the time, not just with Roblox.

Just have to go balls deep to get there.

He weaponized stupidity

Good point, I was going to say the little legs night help it not get sucked up. But I think in reality it would work more like an arrow tip and rip your asshole further if you tried pulling it back out.

The one joy I have everyday is listening to music with my headphones on at work, so I don’t have to hear my co-workers.

Can I please have something I enjoy that’s not giving me cancer?

This is peak ship form:

Also the one on the far left fits up your bum easier.