He did an interview with channel 5 and called out Andrew Callahan afterward saying they chopped the interview to make him look bad. Andrew responded and explained that they edit interviews in such a way to make them smoother without stops to clarify questions, ums and ahs. He also provided behind the scenes footage. This Nick Shirley guy isn’t very articulate or well versed in what he claims to be.

Sho we will, Mr Homa

And this is why you’ll never see your father cry

And some happy lil trees

This guy wails. Good on him

Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where

Due to our policy of overbooking flights, this flight has been overbooked. The first two people to the front of the plane will be automatically upgraded to first class.

His channel is fun

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but Conan talked about it a bit on Colbert a couple months ago.

• The Footballs
• The Hockey Pucks
• The Soccer Balls
• The French Fries
• The Weiner Dogs
• The Air Guitars
• The Beached Whales

These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams

And then?

You’re right. The only sweetness I really got was from the orange peel, which was a nice contrast to the Campari

Dude killed JFK and had to chain smoke the rest of his life because of it

I need to do this but for the fan

Years ago when I told coworkers I got engaged I kept hearing “you’re making a mistake” and “why?” I knew immediately that these dudes were losers that did not value their partner as much as I do. I could not imagine being without my wife. She is my best friend, companion, champion, confidant, partner in life among so many other things. Find the right person to share your life with, marriage is an investment.

I use this for gas. Why yes, I am Jeff D at this particular moment. Thanks for the 5¢ off/ gallon, Jeff!

I also read Hyperion this year and I loved it! Currently reading the sequel.

Don’t leave out All Bodies and the Primer, also bangers

Wake up Mr Bubbles!

Just watch the music video for Rush by Troye Sivan