Isn’t fury one of the seven deadly sins?

Doesn’t even have to be radioactive. Too much salt will kill you, as will any rock with sufficient mass and velocity.

As a US citizen myself, I can’t blame them. I also hate this country.

South Korea: That’s how you deal with a wannabe dictator!

What I’m hearing is that you were a gentleman not willing to take advantage of somebody who didn’t have their full wits about them.

You did nothing wrong. That movie is incredible.

I literally had a girl I was being super flirty with come home with me, crawl into my bed and fall asleep next to me once. I convinced myself that she was just being really friendly. She left at 4am.

If you saved that $5 instead of wasting it on food every day, then in 275 years you could afford the average house!

The Cow says: Moo!

The Horse says: Neigh!

The Zebra says: I ain’t nobody’s bitch!

Most Americans are woefully undereducated

Feels like a Facebook boomer meme

You mean the one currently spiraling into “murdering citizens in the street”-level fascism?

American politics is hilarious

You’re telling me. Money runs everything here.

AOC has been one of the few consistently calling for the abolition of ICE. She’s literally selling an “Abolish ICE” hat on her official merch store.

Men in literal prisons are provided food, housing and healthcare.

Because the news is largely owned by the oligarchy.

Now I’m imagining Vader in an apron whisking up some space mayonnaise.

You’re gonna be the one that saves me

Too late, for me at least

I just installed Linux Mint last weekend. Working great so far!