No you don’t get it gender is totally biologically immutable and not some bullshit social construct. Also that river is a dude and that river is a lady.
“dude looks like a lady” but it’s a song about fluviology
Meanders are fem-coded
sounds like a collab between anyaustin and a lingustics youtuber
Check out the dick and nuts on that there river 👁️👁️
There are at least three genders [rivers]
🎵There is only one river 🎵
🎵there is only one sea 🎵

someone needs to correlate this with the origins of each name

deeply unserious
how do they know? c-can they ask the rivers?

Wow you never asked a geographic feature their pronoun? Smdh
oh shit oh fuckLook at this mfer, kit’s neither woke nor attuned to the earth. Bet she can’t even sing with all the voices of the mountain or paint with all the colors of the wind.
Is there a source for this? My friend teaches French and would love to share this in their class as long as all the data is correct
looks like it’s this reddit thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/6mfcgq/genders_of_the_main_rivers_of_france_oc_960x902/
“indeterminate” is for any river that starts with a vowel (l’elorn et l’aire, par example) that the op couldn’t find additional information about
Nice! My friend will be able to read and verify from that French SANDRE source. Thank you!
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Most of the male rivers are offshoots of the female rives. This says something about society.










