Ex gf… Is that ewe?

Oh shit you’re gonna make me aquatic!

Become UNMANAGEABLE!

Diabetic. Told my wife I was at 134… More like 334.

Cinderollie cinderollie where’d you learn that sick ass Ollie?

HaveHow the mighty have fallen

Every day we stray further from God’s light. Amen.

Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something… What a gamble.

Give me some. Let’s do this.

Rabbit mode engaged. Make it so

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!

Look. He’s all about his business like a suit and tie gamer.

This is a wild ride. I’ve seen this like 4 times today… Why can’t I stop reading the entire thing. I just walk away hella confused. I’m a simple man with simple dreams. And now I need therapy. Just kidding I definitely needed therapy well before this.

Thought he was eating a snake.

I hope you named your cat Kitty Wap.

Good luck I’m behind 7 proxies

I remember the smell of a new pack of discs.

Allow me to introduce a shit ton of jQuery into all the jsp files you got.

Ahh… A man about his business.

Adorable. We’d be homies for certain.

I wish that was my job.

Well I’m pretty sure I have ghosts in my blood and should do cocaine about it.