Fucking cock-blockers!

To be fair, they might be indoctrinated from youth to believe their zombie savior wants them to be subservient to their husbands (kind of like a pet or property)

New item added to my bucket list, lol

It’s a shitpost. I say: shit away!

Same here

Yeah, but that’s a pencil, OP

Fucking magnets. How do they work?

“Good news!”

I had a cat who absolutely loved being scratched between the pads of his rear feet. It’s all about paying attention to how they react

“You already know how terrible he is. You don’t need us to tell you anymore” -Gallup, probably

Darwin pranking fuckers…

Naww… he was always a sociopathic narcissist. He has only ever been president in name

Uhh… not enough time to research? [citation needed]

If we could only have seen this coming somehow…

Is she hot?

Lost me at “printing press and the loom”

Like I said… anecdotal. I’ve never had that problem with any other blood draw, ever.

When I was enlisted, the care sucked

Pregnancy is not an edge case, though.

Home of them vs us

FMLA IS a right (albeit crap compared to most of the rest of the civilized world). They just find ways to screw people out of it