Okay I’ve never sorted it all out so why not.

• I’m American. I grew up with all the usual “ha ha France sucks” jokes, not directed at me though, NBD.
• My grandfather was originally from New Brunswick, Canada; I have a very obviously French last name.
• Canada has long been a punchline in America, but a good-natured “big brother-little brother” kind, not like “haha you ran like a bitch” kind of way.
• But France has historically been a badass, and one defeat (even a huge one) out of many fights does not a wimp make.
• French Canadians have a reputation for being kinda jerks, but mostly in Quebec - my grandad wasn’t from Quebec.
• Also he moved to America, but in the decades since then America has changed a lot.
• Modern America sucks. I kinda want to move to Canada, but have family obligations here.
• A recent legal change in Canada says that grandchildren of Canadian citizens qualify and Canadian citizens (once you prove it and the paperwork is processed).
• The family in question is very old, and America is getting worse, but I have an unfair advantage by being white and 3rd generation minimum by way my grandfather (more with other grandparents).

So yeah, it’s a complicated bouquet of feelings.

I wouldn’t have known I blocked that shit. I don’t give a fuck.

That kid has seen some things.

Septuple pepperoni.

If I make myself angry I guess, but I have enough mental health issues as is.

At least if that was PLA (and not a Photoshop job) there’s be no risk of it failing mid-flight. Because it would rip to shreds the second torque was applied to it.

I’m 1/4 French Canadian, I have my own feelings about France.

Depending on State, a small enough engine on a bicycle doesn’t count as a motor vehicle.

His decrepit brain mixed up what kind of coke Don Jr. likes.

Whatever you say, Gravel Gullet.

I’d be more worried about losing all my body heat. Even with a tent you still need heaters.

Or in other words, she’s a soulless monster who deserves shame, ridicule, and a lifetime of misery.

No, that’s just monotheism. All “pagan” gods are Satan to these mouth breathers.

Resign, be exiled, put in stocks and have tomatoes thrown at her, launched into the ocean via trebuchet, used to test a SpaceX rocket - there’s just so many possibilities!

My only regret is that I can’t smash one because was never stupid enough to trust these things to begin with.

While “eat the rich” is a metaphor, I’m not above a literal interpretation. 250°F for about 12-18 hours depending on how big a bastard we’re talking about.

Oh but it was okay when y’all did it? Remember, ya old bastard; all that money? You can’t take it with you when you fucking die.

This classic.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, “does this taste funny to you?”

Ringworm is a fungus? Dafuq? What moron thought that was a good name choice?

So… It’s, uh… Fucking fungus?