My tiny jerkbag overlord is yelling at me in her holy tongue for me to leave my bedroom instead of sleep. The little god is not pleased lol

Completely irrelevant but I hear that in Bender’s voice every time

Poe’s law in action

Drawing stick figures on note paper counts as creativity. Hell, XKCD has an entire long-running comic out of just stick figures.

If you have a phone with a camera you can try playing with taking photos, and editing those in creative ways as well.

At the end of the day, though, everyone starts somewhere and being “great” at something is irrelevant as long as you enjoy what you’re doing. Practice can help you get better, but being creative is mainly about having a fun activity that makes you happy.

21st century banana republics. When can we have this bastard’s head in a basket?

Ensuring dead internet theory, one fucked up patent at a time.

Lil bud looks like they just took the best nap of their life

That episode was both painful and hilarious

40% self reported

Follow-up: wife shoots through family vehicle three dozen times after acorn falls on roof

Good on those parents for advocating for their kids’ wishes!

When even the students are stressed and overwhelmed by the enshittification, that should be a glaring sign that something has to change. Humans need a break from the always-on, endless stream of digital information, especially that young.

Chekhov’s chainsaw clown not having any follow through is killing me

Probably because they’re loaded with everything-resistant diseases.

Dismember them and toss them into the deepest parts of the ocean though, for sure

Those look really good though, pedantry aside

Considering I can’t sew to save my life, I am definitely fascinated by those who can.

Is that an enby stereotype? 🤔

Coral Island. Was gifted to me over the holidays as just-another-stardew-clone but it’s actually really cute and addicting.

Took a while to hit a decent groove but once I got to that point it’s actually a lot of fun top to bottom.

😈😈🧪🔭

They’re expensive, and having a lot of them either means you’re really loaded or really stupid.

All good. From my non-professional perspective so far it mostly looks like real-time-kit is pretty active, which seems to be primarily for enabling audio.

Are you having issues with audio? Or are you maybe having trouble with GOG after you start it?

Also true.

Not that there’s really any “winning” here but it’s nice to dream of the imaginary reprieve we never got.