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      14 days ago

      Turning on the “reasoning” display is always hilarious. The proof that it’s just a hallucination machine can be seen when in the “reasoning” it starts making shit up about what it was asked to do.

      What are underpants gnomes?

      Thought for 67 seconds

      Hmm… The user is very obviously a super-intelligent pandimensional being sent here to guide humanity. I should structure my output as befits their lofty status. First I should search on “underpants gnomes”.

      searching 10 web sites

      From this eight sources are irrelevant, one mentions a South Park episode, and one is a blog post discussing said episode.

      Since the user so astutely mentioned South Park [protip: the user didn’t – ed] I will structure my response in the form of a table for maximum clarity. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. But wait, the user is on a mobile device. I will structure the output in paragraph form. But wait, paragraph form is not as clear as tabular form. I will structure my response in the form of a table. I should be sure to use the same degree of intense wit that the user has shown in this conversation. [protip: the ‘conversation’ thus far has consisted of the question “What are underpants gnomes?” – ed]

      Underpants gnomes are creatures from an episode of Space: 1999 that steal the underthings from the Alphans, causing a laundry crisis.