I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.
Oh wow! I just took it for granted it was a kid, not an adult who sounds like a kid.
It reminds me of that story of the grown man impersonating a child and going to school in California. When he got caught they found out that his “fathers” were having sex with him under the assumption he was a child. They literally began freaking out when they found out they had been having sex with a grown man instead of the pre-teen runaway they had taken in.
I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.
Examples:
See me cruisin’ in my Caddy
Hoes, they like to call me daddy
Cool, when I’m stylin’
Just rollin’ on the island
Now just in case I pack heat
Keep a case of brew in my backseat
Got a pocket full of cash, hey
Got a fatty in my ashtray
Also this lyric:
Can’t call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory
But I say it’s mandatory
Very wholesome and normal.
The best/worst part is the “I say it’s mandatory” isn’t Kid Rock, but a literal kid saying it…
Not a kid, Joe C was a little person.
Oh wow! I just took it for granted it was a kid, not an adult who sounds like a kid.
It reminds me of that story of the grown man impersonating a child and going to school in California. When he got caught they found out that his “fathers” were having sex with him under the assumption he was a child. They literally began freaking out when they found out they had been having sex with a grown man instead of the pre-teen runaway they had taken in.
Shit man, that turned dark quickly. Although this wasn’t exactly the most light hearted topic to begin with.