• bstix
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    Pulled Winnie the Pooh.

    It’s honey marinated and fat.

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        This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.

        Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.

        So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.