Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.

Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

Looking good Mr president!

Mr. President! We’re so very sorry! We took one of the barrels. Here, you can have it back!

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

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