Can it be like I’m stalking the company? I mean, if companies are persons now, I wouldn’t mind being such a pain in the ass that a company takes out a restraining order on me.

A genocidal maniac getting to off himself in a secret bunker isn’t what I’d call justice.

Or the poor adults who can’t be bothered to parent their own spawn.

I don’t know man. I started using whitening toothpaste last month and I’m already getting pulled over by the cops a lot less.

Somehow you’ve made that dildo scene way more disturbing.

You talkin bout that wacky tobacky?

She’s gonna be fartin bubbles for days tho.

The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

Max has always been in the library.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

It doesn’t even suck that bad. Last time I had to unlock mine, I saw that the previous unlocking had been two years earlier. Each time I have to do it, I set an end date and it automatically relocks. Whole process takes maybe 10 minutes for the big 3 credit bureaus.

I was wrong. It wasn’t the forgotten password link. It was one of those sites that sent a login link instead asking for a password when you put in your username. That changed once I set up 2FA.

For a few months, I had been getting emails from booking.com saying that I had forgotten my password. Probably scammers with my Gmail username futilely attempting to use the forgotten password link to get at stored payment info. Once I set up 2FA on the account, the emails stopped.

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