I’m hoping it’s an attempt to poison the model and not someone encouraging a fake person to actually take a digital hit.

Hell maybe it’s both by accident.

It’s decent. Exploring and collecting different things and upgrading gear is kinda nifty. Late game stuff like settlements and fleets are time gated and annoying. Planetary vehicles confused the hell out of me. Building a vehicle pad and summoning it is much more effort than just using the literal spaceship I just parked. Combat feels… Bad honestly. There’s a ton of weapon attachments but only like 2 feel viable but maybe that’s just me.

I remember space travel feeling pretty good. It’s not bullshit like starfield (where you load screen instead of actually taking off or landing) and not complex like elite dangerous (where entry has to be planned to land near your target), but a nice arcade-y feel with sick visuals.

If you can pick it up for 20 or 30 bucks I’d say it’s worth if you’re looking for a moderately chill game. There’s a ton to discover but it gets samey after a while.

I’m not gonna look up the picture but just pretend I posted the picture of makarov with the caption “remember no pre-orders”

To all the billionaires out there, keep getting shady, life-threatening surgeries.

Yeah but then neelix came back. If I was in an airlock with neelix serving food on the other side, I’d vent myself into space.

If you put black censor bars over MMA fighter shorts, it looks REALLY GAY.

The index is my favorite but it’s pretty dated. They just stopped production on the vive pro 2, and quest is technically the best bang for your buck but it is HOT GARBAGE to use with steam and support is actively harmful instead of helpful. Hopefully the deckard is good.

Honestly though vr is fantastic. Blade and sorcery, into the radius, Pavlov vr, contractors, literally any compatible flight sim. Truly not a gimmick.

The bachelor is basically vault 69. Amazon is late to the party.

What would happen if storm troopers shot at red shirts?

They just don’t want me to build my rat army because I will become unstoppable.

Nah you gotta pick one switch, then they reveal a switch that does not turn the light on, then you get an opportunity to switch which one you picked and you should always switch.

So you bought filament and got a bonus printer.

Asmon can’t even groom himself.

Yeah, being hot sucks but drink water and snack and you’ll survive. Being extremely cold is PAIN. That said I much prefer spring. Warm days, cool nights, and rain is pretty neat.

You just gotta know whose palate it’s balanced for. Taco bell is meant for white people. Their hottest sauce has a maybe jalapeño-level spice to it (and it tastes like shit). Go to any legit Thai or Indian place and their medium will destroy the hottest you can get at any tex-mex chain.

Ah, but the user made a mistake by asking whether it violated department of DEFENSE regulations. Pete is the head of the department of WAR. All those silly rules don’t apply anymore.

When I am supreme overlord, artists will get free food and housing. But like, it’s gonna suck really bad because tortured artists make the best art.

Hey chatgpt, I accidentally made a product to solve a nonexistent problem. What should I say?

The saints row series is pretty good. It was kind of a GTA knockoff but was much sillier and let you actually keep and upgrade/paint cars. It really lets you make the game yours. In… Number 3 or 4 the player gets movement abilities that make using a car actually slower so that really killed the vibe, but the ridiculousness was higher than ever so it kind of balanced. I’d recommend playing them in order or at least watching YouTube videos because the story is sort of linear.

Someone else said morrowind which really is the ultimate “do whatever you want” game. You’re basically never locked out of anything by not doing the main quest, and nearly every npc is killable, even essential ones (though the game will tell you if you do this so you can reload a save). There’s no vehicles really so I don’t know if that’s the vibe you’re going for, but it really is a blast if you can accept the painfully outdated graphics and mediocre combat system.

Valheim is a survival crafter exploration game that can be surprisingly cozy, and sailing around is fun. Also not the vibe I think you’re looking for but I love it so I shill it when I can.

Cyberpunk is actually a damn decent game now, and the world has SO MUCH crammed into it you can just wander and do whatever activity you run into for ages without getting bored. Even the smallest side story has lore that illustrates a tiny piece of night city and I find that really cool.

I think saints row probably best matches what you’re looking for without being a sequel to a game you already mentioned. Cyberpunk too, probably.

And a long-ass hot dog and drink for $1.50, or a slice of pepperoni pizza big enough to be a meal by itself for $2.

Costco is fantastic and I’ll die on this hill wearing a Kirkland shirt.