Why are we paying attention to this clown, again?

It would be nice if we could read the actual fucking article.

What if the athlete gets a boner while in the air?

I was toying with the idea of turning my retro portable into a music player and then this comes along. Thanks, OP.

Newpipe works fine for me, have you updated it?

“Let’s give everyone an army of spambots! What could go wrong?”

I’m gonna start reading books again.

You morons will simp for the biggest dictatorial muderers as long as they are anti-west. Go live in Russia if you’re so gung-ho about their freedoms, and try not to get volunteered

If nobody is using your product then you made a shit product and should scrap it before you lose any more money.

Follow me for more business tips.

I find it fascinating how the concept of coping with a situation has been made into a negative. “Get bent loser, how dare you try to make the best out of a bad situation”. Hold on, let me unfuck the tech sector real quick.

It made the most satisfying “clunk” sound 🤤

MOLON LABE

I’ve minimized my short form video consumption and reliance on Youtube for entertainment for this very reason. Podcasts are great to listen to when I’m doing chores

“Just empty your wallet into our bank accounts, peasant”

I’m hanging onto every bit of consumer hardware for this very reason. Hobbysts should get more into recycling and refurbishing existing hardware, especially mobile phone boards instead of buying doohickies.

Salesman shills product, nothing new. Besides, there is too much commodity hardware floating around for this to be plausible.

This should have been done 20 years ago, but better late than never.

The first Switch had a unique form factor when it came out, now there are deck pcs that replicate it, even with detachable “joycons”. Unless you want to play a handful of exclusive titles there is really no reason to buy it, especially since the old switch will now drop in price.

This is awesome. Fuck the haters.

Sadly, this is exactly what’s happening.

Lol

Lmao even