Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

He won. Every person employed by the TSA and every shoe removed is a posthumous W for crippling America

If a B-52 is smoking like that it does NOT have a long range anymore

It doesn’t help that 10 seconds into punching rocks for resources, a swarm of flying hunter bots shows up to try and kill you so now you’re running with 2% of the fuel you need

He’s even got his own cloaked ship that flies all over the world undetected.

He put coal instead of coffee in her stocking and Voyager is just gonna make a little detour

That’s one of the very few gripes I have with BG3, depending on your party makeup shit can go down real fast and boom someone is unhappy with you or you’re in initiative, the log doesn’t always show everything said or how/why someone is suddenly dead and tracing back is like trying to follow a conversation on twitter

That would be Morrowind, where people gave you directions like “just past the creek to the east.”

Same with Voyager, watching her nacelles shift just before warp never gets old

This is literally Taylor Swift’s whole oeuvre. Everyone deals with breakups their own way, some people write long overly descriptive songs and profit off of salacious lyrics.

Those folks aren’t looking up “two adults having sex,” we’ve seen the contents of computers and it’s ALWAYS an R screaming about porn with 7 year olds in a folder on the desktop.

Morn your stories are great but a little too verbose, can’t get a word in edgewise

Gearing up for this tomorrow, every time I turn off automatic updates and uninstall a bunch of bullshit…every time it’s right back there.

I just got back into it since I never finished the main quest line and it’s actually more fun to play now, bug fixes and optimization for the series S/X made load screens instant and I’m blazing through stuff a lot faster.

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“To blave,” the dread pirate wheezed

Someone is gonna time how long she pours and try to copyright it