

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.


Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.


I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.


In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.


In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.


“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”


three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat
Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?


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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.


Hey, don’t limit yourself! Females can be bros. I have a couple myself.


I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?


Could he then get dragged through cactai while strapped to someone’s undercarriage and then step on rakes indefinitely? That’d be swell.


“Why do they call him Boris the Bullet Dodger?”


So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”


“What are those disgusting creatures?”
“Those are the Grungalungas.”
“Tell them i hate them.”


“Darwin hates Brandis. Please, kill Brandis or kill Darwin.”


He talks to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. That only speaks native aboriginal.


“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”
-Catalina, GTA San Andreas
Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!


Well… Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano… So…


I talked my then 17yo nephew away from the whole Tate/Peterson/Rogan sphere a couple years ago. It’s really sad how few quality role models there are for young men these days, and these shills are happily filling the spaces.


I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved “Pelosi.” He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, “cola joy.”
He was the kinda teacher that if you didn’t understand something and asked questions, he’d say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I’ve hated “Pelosi” since.
For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.