S-tier trolling. I don’t think I will ever be in this situation, but I would probably steal this

Ohhhh, that’s why he sucks so bad

This makes the US military look ridiculous and it puts a harsh light on the wunderwaffe and all of the brand new systems that they shoved into it that still aren’t integrated correctly.

I am completely 100% certain that the vain idiots would never put out this story on purpose

“Grind my bones to make bread for the future” is metal AF

Totally agree, it would be better to get him also for the sex crimes. It’s pretty great to get him for selling out his own country for banker bonuses though

In this scenario you know that you’re going to die. You also know that no one takes those chain message threats seriously anymore. Therefore, your friend will obviously not forward it to 10 other people and then they will discover that you died 5 minutes later. So you would be gone and diabolical part is inflicting all that survivor’s guilt on your friend

Those folks love their slurs too much to fit in here

That’s kind of the point. The prosecutors had the grand jury to themselves with no defense present to question anything and they couldn’t even get them to return a finding of probable cause. Very embarrassing for them

Because of course the skillful choice is to avoid the dumpster fire of slop code at all costs

I prefer my profits to be made the old fashioned way, extracting surplus value from the working class

Belly up to the bar, porky. Connect to UncleSamNet to get get exclusive broadband access to all the imperial agitprop your little brain can handle

ITT we stan bollards

The burgerlands yearn for advanced treat technology from the mysterious East

Next you will be telling me cars don’t have wallets and can’t go through doors

Exterminating entire planets of disobedient “degenerates” to own the Nazis

True, the morality of the Palestinian situation is much more obvious. To understand Russia/Ukraine takes a lot of history and context

Thankfully, a very thorough rebuttal has been written for this half-argument

https://redsails.org/china-has-billionaires/

Of course! A scheme so diabolical we would never think of it

The Conspiracy Theories are coming from inside the building

These disclosures are being taken to be evidence that something even larger remains concealed

I wonder how people came to that conclusion, truly shocking