“You chicken, Skywalker?”

It’s torment nexuses all the way down…

Heavily armed ICE agents to be stationed at all polling places “to prevent illegal immigrants voting”.

Calling it now.

You have a good ol’ rummage around in there, see who you find?

There’s a human need to make some kind of impact on others. Some people do it by building up - posting positivity, or creating art, or whatever. Others do it by tearing down - posting insults, or vandalism, and so on.

The negative path is much, much easier.

“No you haven’t!” does Jedi mind-trick hand motion

Ah, the ol’ lemmy switcheroo!

Everything is true.

Nothing is permitted.

Drop by a fire station, you might be able to pick one up!

Way back in the early 1980’s my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

I have an HP printer. The HP app on my laptop used to be able to scan documents and so on. Last time I opened it, the only way to use this was to scan my document into the HP Cloud and then download it from there. Fuck. That. Shit.

Fortunately my PDF reader can initiate the scan directly, so I’ll be just deleting that HP app.

I read about one of his billion dollar yachts when it was seized. Apparently it costs over one million dollars to fill the fuel tank. Think about that next time you’re at the pump!

My best friend. Been gone over a decade now.

“Kruger said he was worried about the declining [white] birthrate and that the party wanted to encourage more [white] women to have [white] children. “Yes, we have a pronatalist ambition. We want [white] people to have more [white] children, and we think the government should get behind that wish,” he said.”

I added the word he was thinking but didn’t say.

If you averaged out every serial killer, you end up with someone that is remarkably just like me. I’ve learned this isn’t a bit of trivia to mention during job interviews.

… but it’s a cracking ice-breaker on a first date!

“Can I score off you?”

No, it’s not as thick as that, but it’s thicker than tempura batter.

I suppose I should say thank you.

I hate to ask, but what’s a ‘happy trail’?

Is your ganja good, though?